King's English Act

The King's English Act was a very provocative Royal Decree passed on August 3, 2015 which is ironic in that it embodies the very thing it outlaws; laws written in languages other than English.

It also requires court orders to be in either Norzisch, English, Spanish, or Norling, and if either party will have trouble understanding and complying with it, then it must be in English.

Original Text
EIT BILL FOR BIHEN KALT

E I T  B E H Ä R D T

FOR KRAFTEN EIN NÜH MODVS OPERANDI FOR DIE FOLKSPRÅCHE IH DEIN KÖNIGDOM, SÅ EIN KANNER BEHÄRDTE, KÜRKSCHREIFTE, OG KRAUNSCHREIFTE SCHREIFFEN MEDICH EITE STOR WÜRDE IH KRAUNSWORKEN; 

SEKSCHÖN 1. Dein Behärdt kanner ochså bihen kalt de Königsenglischbehärdt. 

SEKS. 2. Ålle Behärdte haräft einsomeg biher ih Englisch for bihen unterständt be de Folk. Ochså, ålle Dehte frieh die Korte haräft kanner einsomeg biher reichteg schreift ih Englisch, Spanisch, Norlingisch, or Norzisch; ach wen die twüh Halfe darauf biher ich Språchere auf solf Folkspråch, den it schaller bihen ih Englisch einsomeg. 

SEKS. 3. If ein Behärdt kanner ich bihen unterstandt be die twüh Halfe auf ein Kortstahen ih de Englisch språch, deir schallern harfrie bihen ich heldt rädfäst for däss dehen just if ichknoffer hir; och, if ein Behärdt biher ich ih Englisch, die illdeher(e) darauf schal bihen ontgültisch darauf for ‘t eir ich ih de Königs Englisch.

English Translation
A BILL TO BE ENTITLED

A N  A C T

TO CRAFT A NEW MODUS OPERANDI FOR THE LANGUAGE OF THIS KINGDOM, SO ANY PERSON CAN WRITE AND RECORD LAWS, VITAL RECORDS, AND GOVERNMENT RECORDS WITHOUT ANY COMPELLING PROBLEMS IN BUREAUCRACY; </tt>

SECTION 1. This Act may be referred to as the King's English Act. </tt>

SECT. 2. All acts hereafter may only be in English in order to be understood by the people. Also, all orders from the courts may hereafter be written in English, Spanish, Norling, or Norzish; but when both parties not speak the same language, then it shall be in English only. </tt>

SECT. 3. If a law or act cannot be understood by both parties in a court case, in the English Language, they shall not be held to answer thereto, but solely if he were not to understand; and, if a law or act is not in English, the violator(s) thereof shall be hereby found innocent therefor for it is not the King's English.</tt>